Johnny Incompetent

Player: James Hagen One of his great moments of infamy came when fighting an emissary of Law, Sprosh. He used the skill of 'Transmute Head to Ass' on Johnny Incompetant His second grand triumph was his ascent to Godhood, when during a particularily difficult time of extracting their paychecks from Yutz (It wasn't payday), a series of unfortunate events led them to a train chase out in the middle of the desert, where he summoned, fipped off, and then beat the shit out of Erythnal the god of slaughter. Powers: Make Believe, Good Kitty Window Teleport, Projectile Vomit, Unconscious Tumble, Panic Button: Super Kamikaze Johnny Bomb

History
Began as a "Raw Sewage Solid Waste Blockage Removal Technician" alongside Yourmom, I believe.

After causing an explosion that destroyed Hazim's entire sewage system, and causing the streets to become ankle-deep in vomit after critically failing his "Projectile Vomit" move and spitting up his lung, he was crowned a Hero of Chaos amongst the others.

In the end, he became immortalized as a God, in a very confusing and unfortunate incident.

Skills
-Projectile Vomit (used to great effect alongside the useless spell "Transmute Ass to Face")

-Make-Believe

-Super Kamikaze Johnny Bomb (Panic Button)

-Good Kitty Window Teleport