Alyssa the Werehorse Breeder

''The less said about this chapter of Hazim's history, the better. Honestly it would be for the greater good if it were erased from the history books, from the minds and memories of all of us. But I believe it is in the greater interest to preserve all stories, good and ill. So with a sense of trepidition, here is the article of Alyssa the Werehorse Breeder.''

On the outskirts of Hazim lie the stables, in which ranchers make their living raising various livestock, such as camels, giraffes, ponies. Or in this case, werehorses.

Yes, there exists one ranch, run by an exceedingly strong-willed lady, that breeds and sells only the finest of werehorses.

...notwithstanding the disturbing reality that were-beasts are humans that turn into animal form by moonlight, and how the ranch must look like a BDSM colony by day, or the questionable ethics of animal-husbandry treatment of said sufferers from lycanthropy, or a million other reasons a sane person would pick up on immediately.

History
Something about getting Princess Tris her fire-breathing werehorse (who was invincible and ate metal), and then stampeding Yourmom and Armen Hammer to death while Yourmom simply put on a blindfold and smoked a cigarette.

Shop Inventory
A fine selection of werehorses are in her stable! Specially raised to have MAGICAL POWERS, and they eat metal and breath fire and have lightning hooves and it doesn't matter what I roll because that's what they have because that's what I said so!

..sorry, I should keep ooc stuff ooc.

Skills
-Panic Button: Stampede  (this changes from either running down the enemies with a herd of wild horses or a crowd of naked people depending on if a full moon is out or not)