Mixed Karma Skills

Herein is a small selection of the skills found in Mixed Karma.

Please note that every skill is picked/created by the players themselves.

Skills

Hyper Impact (can send things flying with a punch/kick.  Doesn't deal more damage; just looks cool)

Counter

Greasedoken

Breakfall

Double-Dip (use 2 items in a round)

Inverse Drop (...leap off the ceiling?  But.. literally it should mean something else.. like falling upwards)

Master Adapt (use any weapon without training)

Ability Admixture (use one skill in place of another)

Projectile Vomit

Auras (Pain, any other emotion.  Lust, Fear, Loneliness)

Friendly Fire (turn on/off ally damage.  Very inopportune if it runs out at the wrong time, when you're

Word Smith (change what people say, mean)

Instigate Fight

Instigate Asscheeks

Fencing

Alchemy

Tai Kwan Do

Acrobatics

Pick-Pocket

Pick Nose

Build Up Power/Fart

Power Frrrrt (3 sp)

Gobble

Dismotivate

Make-Believe

Disbelieve

Sumo Gut Check

Summon Liquids

Disco Dancing

Listen to Voices in Head

Voices in my Head

Voices in Other People's Heads

Deck of Doom

Yutz Empathy

Deceive

Deep in Thought

Common Sense

Forgery

Double or Nothing (2x damage, or 0)

Street Performance Blacksmithing

Pull a McGuyver

Instant Teleportation

Mind Control

Mind-Read

Anti-Mind-Reading

Bad Jokes

Shoot Webs Out My Ass

"Worst Smelling Fart Then You Pass Out"-Gas from my Ass

Power Absorbtion

TV Watching

X-Ray (through food)

Speed-Reading

Breath Underwater

Hop on Head

Sonic Belch

Ramble Incoherently

Drunken Rage

Taco Palooza

Hovering Sombrero

CTRL+Z (spell?)

Siesta

Don't Drink the Water

Subtitles

Ominous Presence

Pretend to Be a Tree

Auto-Fine

Run Awaaaaay!!

Manipulation

Sparkly Special Effects

Breathing Fire

Arrest

Bad Lying

Delusional Blackmail

Laws of Hazim

Yutz Impersonation

Scaring People

Yoga

Hair Stylist

Chicken Run

Finger Painting

Pakistani Turtle

Goblin Punch

Goblin Engineering

Open Shirt (+ Charm)

Take Off Glasses

Child Shield

Conjure Swinging Rope

Model Pose (look over shoulder)

Entrance Music

Axe Specialization (includes guitars)

Performer's Cool

Mic check

Cool Pose

Fret Shredding

Charge Horses

Keen (up critical hit rate)

Rally

Battle Cry

Braveheart Speech

Riding Shot

Dust Storm

Chinese Slave Drive

Ginormous Cock

Crusade

Take Hat off Dramatically

Cure Too (Cure Also?)

Contracting

Use Laws

Diplomacy

State the Obvious

Knowledge of Other Worlds

Good Kitty Teleport (window)

Projectile Vomit

Tank Driving

Watermelon Canon

Bullet Tecnology

Moogle Flight of Fastness

Red Ball of Pounding Fist (moogle skill)

Master Adept

Get Away with Stuff Because of Cuteness (moogle trait)

Tinker

Jury-rig

Pilot

Caffinated Moogle

Influencing Imbeciles

Summon Stupidity

Say something stupid

Fake statue

Throw Bricks

Laser Beam

Make Women's Clothes Fall Off

Swap Heads

Swap Pain

Create Highly Addictive Soft Drinks

Perform

Sleep with Matt's Mom Whenever I Want

Make People Believe Rumors (like someone else slept with her)

Illusion

Disturbing Tights

Sleep-Worm Fruit

Breath in Plastic

Breath in space

Awesome voice

Ro-Sham-Bo

Invent

Fix

Projectile Vomit

Lie

Fake Alzheimers

Summon Bats

Disbelieve (reality bend)

Firearms on my back level 2

Unconscious Tumble

Wall Kick

Storm of Throws

Inverse Drop

Cursing

Good Kitty Window Teleport

Drunken Fighting

Operating an Automobile

Streetwise (city name specific)

Bounce on Head

Learn New Language (only while drunk)

Phasi

Create Useless Items

Make-Believe

Bend/Break Rules

Mime

Rain of Molotov's

Choke a Bitch

Sonic Belch

Shoot Kneecap

Shoot Kneecap with Legal Immunity

Extort

Car Bombing

Expert Driving

Spawn Handgun

Punt Children

TNT Suppository

Floor it in Trouble

Proclaim Someone a Bitch

Bust a Cap (shooting)

Daggers

Sleeping Poison

Pick Pockets

Pick Locks

Pick Things

Pick Noses

Run Away

Sneakiness

Sledgehammer Jump (pound the ground and send yourself flying)

Shell Kick

Stomp

Power Stomp

The People's Pasta (communist spaghetti to raise HP)

It's-a-Me (appear out of a pipe)

Flagpole Fireworks Celebration

Lets-a-Go (charge)

It's-a-Me, Mario! (morale-raiser)

State the Obvious

Common Sense

Indignant Complaint

Red Tape (binds)

Call Guards

Humbly Suggest

Shell (1/2 magic)

Detect Bullshit

Lecture

Glare

Peanut Butler Punch

Bad Manners

Swashbuckle

Eat Cheese

Remain Pleasantly Oblivious (Captain Stupid had this skill at lvl 50)

Spawn Comfy Cushion

Me & The Captain Make it Happen

Icarus Lift (double-jump)

Ascension (lift enemy into air)

Orions Harpoon (slam into ground)

Hades Revenge (counter.  Parry damages)

Spawn Rocket Launcher (Rawwket Launcher)

Fireworks Show

Fog Effects

Arm/Disarm Explosives

Summon Bom-Omb (4 / bom-omb) (summon 1d4 at a time?)

Bomb Dump

Spawn Zelda-Style Bomb (Link DOES seem to pull them outta nowhere..)

Resist Explosions (aids in dex checks and such)

Flip Kick

Chuck (throwing)

Squeak

Donkey Kick

Resist Fart

Alchemy

Craft Magical Nitro

Fixing Things

Building Things

Enhancing Things

Making Any Weapon

Making Egg Bomb

Balista Slingshot (yourself?)

Max Power

Resist De-Motivate

Immune to Radiation

Relationship w/ Ladies of Hazim (Yourmom was lvl 10)

Radiation Power

Knee Drop of Doom

Flying (with or without wings?  Yourmom was permanant)

Detect Liie

Avoid Kicks

Seeing in Dark

Pick Nose

Teleportal

Walk

Juggle Flame Torches

Firebreathing

Advanced Cantrip (make up spells?)

Fireball (a classic, 1d6 per level, 20 ft radius)

Jump Really High

Animal Talking

Changeling

Animal Control

Change to Werehorse

Thievery

Conning

Fast-talk

Intimidation

Bullet-Time

Jo Jitsu

Ventriloquist (throw voice, etc)

Deflect

Take Hostage (grapple?)

Sweep

Guilotine

Hawk

Spider

Antibodies

Sleight of Hand

Beserker Rage

Execute

Omnithrasher

Chaos Confetti (similar to popsicle sticks)

Amp Up or Down

Curse of Werebunny

Curse of Pumpkin King

Curse of Necktie

Slow-Mo Dive into Danger

Cross-Class Combination Skill

Sir Mage's "Ultimageddon"

(activate two panic buttons/classes at once for a blended skill..)

Weapon Skills/Proficiencies

Firearms

Grenade Weapons

Useless Spells (Johnny's Favorites)

Animate Bread

Anti-magic Eggshell

Taunt a Second Time

Continual Bad Lighting

Bigby's Groping Hand

Create Coat Hanger

Detect Dead

Unseen Pervert

Drawmij's Instant Coffee

Teleport with Lots of Errors

Evard's Black Testicles

Burning Hands (your own)

Wall of Paper

Hallucinatory Train

Anger God

Kitchen Sink

Wall of Horse

Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter

Locate Self

Hold Self

Magic Gristle

Mail of the Banshee

Melf's Acid Trip

Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

Mordenkainen's Bored Cat

Oziluke's Happy Fun Sphere

Power Word: "NO!"

Protection from Evil Kineval

Random Causalty

Rice Storm

Dances

Riverdance

Polkamon

Zoot Suit Riot

Aeroharmonics

C-sharp

B-Flat

Reverb

Horse with No Name

Wheel in the Sky

Rise From the Ashes

Power Chord

Restore Hearing

(Gun Skills)

Trick Shot

Curve Shot (curve bullet?)

Flame Shot

Enlarge Gun

Caster Shell

Rapid Shot

Bomb Shot

Critical Shot

Reload

Duo Shot

Languages

English

Spanish

Moogle

Italian (Maifia dialect)

Stupid

Mime

Nosetwitch

Dyslexia

Speak English, Understand Spanish Only

Piglatin

Psionics...

Telekinesis

Electrokinesis

Pyrokinesis

Geokinesis

Telepathy

(short out.. Gallarian-style)

Telepathic Imprint

Spells
Hurt

Hurtmore

Hurtmost

Hurtevenmorethanthat

Light

Fire

Fire 2

Even More Fire

Fire Also

I Can't Believe It's Not Fire (ice spell)

Power Boost

Healus

Healusall

ShaBoom

Deck

Magic Missile

Magnet (attracts missiles and spells)

Make-All-Better Spell

Wishy-Washy (cleans up

Summon Electrical Pole

Slow

Stop

Erase

Turn Dirt to Food

Mana Burn (convert HP to mana)

Summon Moomba / Moomba Rush

Teleport

Invisdability

Invisibility

Force Field

Drain

Bio

Float

Speed

Haste

Shadow...

Shadow Orb

Shadow Slash

Shadow Shield

Shadow Puppet

Shadow Clone

See Names

Good Kitty Window Teleport

Soup on a Stick (the most terrifying spell in existance)

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