Cockblockers

The Cockblockers (also known as the Ex-Men) are a rebellion group that sprang up in opposition to Sir Mage's take-over of Hazim. "Don't be a dick" was their motto, mantra, and mission, as they vowed to keep people from being dicks to each other. Since they (rightly) saw Sir Mage as the biggest dick of all, ending his rule was their ultimate goal.

They formed a secret base in the bowels of Heck, furnished by Bernie Madoff's credit cards and funded by Hazim's stolen wealth.

Members
Ex-military.. Ex-priest of Steven Laughter (he didn't like shotguns).. Ex-cop.. Ex-Overlord..

NPCs.. Ex-Heck Receptionist (Homunculus?)

..and possibly.. the Ex-Advisor, Yutz.

Conquests
-Sought to destabilize Sir Mage financially while simultaneously building their coffers (and base) by robbing Hazim's national bank (while dressed as Captain Stupid).

-Making deals with the devil to build up their base

-Ultimate goal was raising an army, trained by the Legendary Heroes of Hazim (Yourmom, Ryu, Nathan Khan and Steven Laughter) to march against Sir Mage.

-...actually it was to just "Viva La Resistance!" and go against ALL forms of organized government.

-also had been going on successful missions for Glow to still build up Hazim's defenses? NOPE, other group.